Today I was instructed to use an app called Tinder to find someone to satisfy my sexual urge because sooner than later masturbating wasn’t going to cut it. So I start swiping through the pictures of guys in my area, “like” or “not.” Some are annoying, others are actually pretty funny. Some are blunt and ask if I’m a photo person or sexting, others start off with a conversation. For men, I look for athletic body, location, jaw-line, height, and pretty eyes are always a plus. On top of talking to guys, I was also instructed to find a girl to play with. I felt like this would be more difficult because, being a girl, I would see right through their bio and photos. As for women, I look at if they are wearing to much make-up, facial per icings, their body type, hair, femme or butch, and how much is exposed in their picture. For example, If their arm is close to their side and their boobs look big, then I know she is pushing them together (common girl allusion). If their main photo has multiple people in it, it can be one of three things, 1) she needs the people around her to be less attractive to make her look more attractive (which usually it works to the blind eye) 2) she will be confused with a “hotter friend” that is in the photo to be “Liked” more 3) she is a bad selfie photographer and honestly doesn’t have any pictures by herself that she deems worthy of posting.
There is a portion of Tinder called a “moment” where a picture is posted and it only last for 24 hours. “You are to put on your sexist matching bra and underwear, take a picture in your most seductive pose, and post it on your moment.” Yes Master. Not even a minute after completing my task does someone start messaging me. Then another and another. After about 20 minutes I have messages from 8 guys all complimenting me on my body. Some don’t make the cut and others get my Snapchat username to further our conversation. However, only two girl “Liked” me, but only one messaged me stating that she was looking for a 3rd party to participate in a 3-way with her and her boyfriend. I’m not sure if that is what my Master had in mind so I don’t respond just yet.
These guys keep me up all hours of the night. Some even jump the gun and ask to “hang out” that day. “You are to wait to meet any of them.” So as a way to obey my Master and keep guys interested, my response is always, “more comes to those who wait.” And of course, they accept my challenge because what fun is it if I just agree to have sex 2 minutes into the conversation. Once the conversation has started, I begin to critique personality. Although he/she will only be my boy/girl toy, I want to make sure I’m not bringing a total dud into my bed. I enjoy substance on top of looks.